Category: Books

My Namesake Clive

Dedication page from The Cornish Fox by CHB Kitchin

You know me, if you know me at all, as Jim Preen or more fully Jim Charles Preen. But it didn’t start out that way. My parents called me, in fact Christened me, Charles Harvey Clive Preen.

I was welcomed into the arms of the Lord by a family friend; a Canon in the Church of England. Apparently, a Canon is a member of the clergy attached to the local cathedral. My not very religious parents used to refer to him as Canon Bang.

For reasons best known to them (Dad John and mum Peggy, long since deceased) they immediately dispensed with the names they’d given me and started calling me Jim. I’ve been known as Jim ever since.

During the 1990s I put in a ten-year stint with ABC News and used to travel the world on their dime. Inevitably we visited places that required visas to the extent we used to have two passports. One in use, the other on the news desk which harvested visas for the next destination. The cry would then go up: Who the hell is Charles Preen? At some point I thought this is ridiculous, I’ve been called Jim forever let’s take the plunge and change my name – so I went from Charles Harvey Clive to Jim Charles.

Sorry it’s been a bit long-winded but as you’ll see I needed to make this clear. In my mouthful of names, the one I want you to concentrate on is Clive.

My dad served throughout World War 2 in the army, progressing from 2nd Lieutenant to Lieutenant-Colonel. For obvious reasons promotion can be rapid during a war and he saw some of the worst of it in Egypt and then fighting his way up through Italy. He was injured and remained for the rest of his life with shrapnel in his body that couldn’t be removed.

Once demobbed and having pocketed some money from his time at the front he and a friend set up a business, a lumber yard. It went bust and in short order he lost all his money. At which point and I don’t know the details, his Uncle Clive, a relatively wealthy accountant stepped in and bailed him out. My dad was eternally grateful to his uncle and added his name to mine as a token of respect.

I have since discovered Clive led an interesting life. But before we get to that I need to introduce another character to this story: CHB Kitchin. He was a novelist whose first five novels were published by Virginia Woolf’s company the Hogarth Press. His first book Streamers Waving appeared in 1925. He was a glamorous, young novelist of his day and caused something of a splash even if the books didn’t sell very well.

Lack of sales eventually prompted him to write a detective story called Death of my Aunt, which sold rather better. He went on to write four crime novels and thereafter struggled to get huge interest in his other books.

He too was a somewhat distant family friend, and we had various of his books on the shelf when I was growing up. One of which, I remember my mum telling me, was thought to poke fun at the Preen family. It was called Olive E; I’ve read it and can’t see what all the fuss was about. If you get hold of that book, and it’s by no means easy these days, you’ll see it’s dedicated to Clive Preen, as indeed are many of his other novels.

As I subsequently discovered Clive Preen was gay and he and Clifford Kitchin were lovers for many years. Kitchin might not have made much money from his books, but he was a wealthy stockbroker and as already mentioned Preen was far from poor. A degree of wealth meant they were able to conduct a discreet gay relationship for fourteen years. This ended in tragedy at the Adelphi Hotel, Liverpool in 1944 when Preen had a major heart attack and died. Kitchin had to pretend they were merely friends but in truth he was heartbroken.

In 1993 I went with ABC News to Liverpool to cover the burgeoning drug scene in the city. We stayed at the Adelphi Hotel. I had no idea my great uncle and namesake Clive Preen had died in the same place almost fifty years before.

If you like a novel you might want to dig out Kitchin’s best book The Auction Sale or perhaps Ten Pollitt Place. They are dated but perhaps because of the family connection I’ve become very fond of his work.

Anyway, here’s to Clive Preen my namesake, a decent man who lived a gay life when it was by no means easy to do so.

Northern Line Library

Northern Line Library

The book-drop at Oval underground station

Deserves nothing less than a standing ovation.

My last three books have come from there

A Harris, a Wodehouse and a JM Coetzee.

Crime, romance or the latest thriller

Or maybe the Hungry Caterpillar.

Leave what you’ve read and take what you need

You’re moments away from another free read.

With your nose in a book; in no time

You’ll forget you’re riding the Northern Line.

The Oval Cook Book

The Oval Cook Book

Fed up with Brexit Britain? Had enough of Little England? Well here’s an idea, go buy a cookbook, more specifically The Oval Cook Book. As the author, Veronica Parker, says in her introduction: ‘In 2016 when we voted very narrowly to leave the EU, it felt as if all sorts of divisions had been opened up in our society.’ She wanted to heal those divisions where she could and set about creating a diversity cookbook which celebrates the lives and recipes of Kennington residents who have come from the four corners of the world.

Meet Akin Mustafa, originally from Cyprus, who runs the electrical shop on Clapham Road. He studied electrical engineering but fled the island after partition. Akin can fix anything from a toaster to an old VHS video machine and he can also fix a ‘Turkish Bean Salad’.

There’s a fine picture of Jasvir Singh receiving an OBE from Prince William for his services to social cohesion. His parents are both Punjabi Sikhs and the recipe he contributes to the book is ‘Turka Dhal’, that wonderful Indian dish with red lentils at its heart.

Walk down Coney Lane and you’ll come to Ashmole Stores run by the Patel brothers Bav and Prash. They came to the UK when Idi Amin ordered the expulsion of Ugandan Asians. The brother’s parents, together with their two sisters, moved to Leicester, then came to London and set up their shop in 1984. Bav is a Millwall supporter but don’t hold that against him. Their recipe is for ‘Curried Meatballs’.

Now you’re already getting hungry and wondering where this nourishing book can be found, which leads me to Jeanne Joyce who runs the gift shop Max & Melia. Jeanne was brought up in Normandy, came to England as an au pair and made London her home. Her recipe is for ‘Tomato, Onion and Hearts of Palm Salad’.

In 2018 Max & Melia was named London Gift Retailer of the Year. The book is on sale at their store and costs eight pounds. Five pounds of every copy sold is donated to the Triangle Adventure Playground just off Claylands Road. So far £1400 has been raised to support this excellent cause.

There are fascinating life stories in this book, which go into far more detail than is contained here. Find out more about the lives of immigrants who have made Lambeth their home. We are lucky to have them, and now we are lucky to have their recipes.

Atheist meets God in novel conundrum

Atheist meets God in novel conundrum

Last night Mrs Preen attended two book launches, one at the Reform Club in Pall Mall, the other at Waterstones in Islington. I know it seems unlikely, but women are allowed into The Reform and have been since 1981. So early days, but some of the members are still visibly shaken. Not that they didn’t try to exclude the wife. She was almost slung out on account of bare shoulders and shockingly primitive shoes – sandals.

As there were government ministers present they served scallops, steak tartare and a daikon radish dip guzzled down with fine Club claret. I was not invited, but the second event proved more down-to-earth – they served peanuts. I know that, because I ate most of them.

As to what book was launched at The Reform I forgot to ask (call yourself a journalist?) but I can tell you at Waterstones Simon Edge unleashed his latest novel ‘The Hurtle of Hell’. It’s the story of an atheist who meets God. Full disclosure: he’s an old friend. Simon that is, not God.

The author read the opening chapter where the hero, Stefano Cartwright, almost drowns, has a near death experience, and travels along a bright white tube of light where he reveals: ‘I think I just saw the eye of God.’

This is Edge’s second novel. The First was the Hopkins Conundrum which as improbable as it may seem involved a Welsh pub landlord, his faltering love life, the poet Gerard Manley Hopkins and a covey of shipwrecked nuns. Simon likes to paint on a broad canvas.

Talking of painting, the latest novel’s cover was created by cartoonist David Shenton, which as you can see from the picture is fortunate, as he looks like God.

‘The Hurtle of Hell’ is packed in my suitcase and will be coming with me on holiday to Italy next week. I’m sure Stefano will make a great travelling companion.

Click here to bag yourself a copy.