Saddam Hussein, my part in his downfall, or Jim goes to war

Saddam Hussein, my part in his downfall, or Jim goes to war

Observations on China

Observations on China

Ten years ago (2013) the Preen Team paid a visit to China. I made notes.

China

(By an expert who has just returned from a two-week holiday)

  • The food is disgusting – off the scale revolting. Made me want to stop eating. Worst since Bosnia.
  • Not everyone hawks and spits but when they do it is with a vigour and volume that is both impressive and nauseating.
  • Not everyone is boot faced, many are friendly and smiley.
  • No one speaks English. (Not too much of an exaggeration)
  • Our guide in Inner Mongolia learnt English by listening to the BBC World Service.
  • Chairman Mao looks sallow and diminished tucked up in his mausoleum on Tiananmen Square.
  • I looked out my hotel window in a small town and at a glance saw 17 cranes making buildings. They don’t build one tower block they build ten in a group and set up a brick factory at the heart of each to aid production.
  • The pace of change is eye-watering and given the resulting pollution that is both metaphorically and literally true.
  • The Great Wall and the Terracotta Warriors are two of the greatest sights to be seen on the planet – right up there with Angkor Wat, Petra, Iguazu Falls, 59th St Bridge into Manhattan, Carnival in Rio – take your pick.
  • And the tobogganing off the Great Wall was spectacular – ask Scarlett. (We liked it so much we climbed back up and did it again)
  • The Chinese don’t understand what Westerners want and why we behave in certain ways – they don’t care. They don’t need us.
  • No one except the Chinese can stop the Chinese from becoming the most dominant nation on earth.
Welcome to hell

Welcome to hell

My band has a gig at Vauxhall Variety

My band has a gig at Vauxhall Variety

Shameless plug

My band is playing at Vauxhall Variety on Saturday 21st August. The event is at Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, just behind Vauxhall Cross. We amble to the stage at around 5.30pm. We’ll be playing some rock & roll and blues for your delectation and delight.

I’m joined by guitar wrangler Les Davidson (Joan Armatrading, Shakin’ Stevens, Sniff and the Tears) and on tenor sax by Mr Tim Sanders (Eric Clapton, Stones). On drums is the mighty Chris Sharley (Krissy Matthews Band, Sassafras).

This will be a really fun event with all kinds of acts, sort of Vauxhall’s Got Talent.

Stop by if you can and let’s hope the sun is shining.